Welcome to my hooker palace

it's really cool

Section 1: The Second Chance Characters That Fuck The Most (?) I don't know my manager said to put this here

The course said to put this heading here sorry

Well you see, Codor could fuck the most but he's too annoying to be a successful whore. Ingram would fuck the most if he weren't pathetic. Luci? That guy EXUDES anti-sex. Elaria? She thinks you just want to use her boobs as a pillow. Lucien? Yeah he gets game. I say most of them are losers.

Section 2: Most Likely To Die First In A Zombie Apocalypse

In order of most likely to die to least: Luci, Holden, Vera, Sybyl, Sol, Lucien, Codor, Erastus, Elaria, Lottie, Ingram. I think Lottie would use the others as zombie bait tbh.

Section 3: Ummm

Oh god oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck

Section 4: copypasta?

How do I get my husband to stop going ‘Goblin Mode’ during sex? TLDR; My husband says ‘Goblin Mode activated’ when we start to have sex, growls and acts like a caveman, and then says ‘Goblin Mode off’ when we stop, and then pretends not to remember afterward. I really love my husband and he’s always been great in bed. But recently he’s been acting really weird. So, a couple of days ago, my son went on a rampage through our house and said he was in ‘Goblin Mode’. We didn’t really know what to do with him, so we sent him to live with my parents so he can go to a special needs school. My husband a really great relationship with our son and loved him more than anything. Naturally, he was upset when he had to leave. He’s an incredibly tough man, but this was the first time I’ve ever seen him cry. I think since then, he’s been a little emotionally unwell. I’ve heard him muttering, ‘Goblin’ repeatedly when he didn’t notice me, staring blankly into his food, and just going alone by himself to do who knows what. I feel awful for him, but we both agreed that this was for the best. Last night, the day after our son went away, we decided to have sex to relieve our stress. However, my husband said ‘Goblin Mode activated’, starting growling, and went wild having sex with me. Admittedly, it was some of the best and most experimental sex I’ve ever had, but I’m worried that something might be going on with my husband. Any advice? Edit: The problem isn’t the ‘Goblin Mode’, it’s that he could be ill

Section 5: My Favourite Vocaloid Songs

WOrld Is Mine. Mind Brand because of Nostalgia Critic. Anything from project sekai that's gay. So cool. I also like Gumi songs. What Do you like? :) god help me

WARNING WARNING WARNING

A TORNADO HAS HIT PLANO TEXAS. F. LOL GET FUCKED- 10 year old cal